What are the best Jewish jokes?
10.06.2025 04:40
So a priests starts the confession and the man in the booth says “Father, I wanted to tell you, I’m 65 years old and last night, at the bar, I met two beautiful young 21 year old college girls. We talked a bit, drank a bit and one thing led to another and we ended up back at my place where the three of us stayed up all night drinking and having wild, uninhibited sex. “
So the priest says:” Well if you’re not Catholic, why are you in here telling me all this?”
I’m not sure if this one qualifies but I’ll tell it anyway.
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And the man says : “Are you kidding me? I’m telling everyone.”
And the priest thinks for a minute and then says:”Hmm, this is very serious my son, and there are a number of grave sins involved, so I’m not quite sure where to start. But let’s go with the basics: How long has it been since your last confession?”
the man replies: “Oh, I’ve never been to confession, I’m actually Jewish.”